Apologies to Tamerlan

 Mono Lake - photo by JoAnn Sturman 

Scott Sturman

Lesch-Nyhan syndrome is a rare inherited disease of uric acid metabolism which causes mental retardation and self mutilating behavior.  The United States Justice Department’s interpretation of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s Miranda rights confirms the syndrome is well represented in the current Attorney General’s office.

Michael Mukasey, former Attorney General of the United States and District Judge of New York, wrote an excellent piece, “Defining Rights in a Terror Case,” in the Wall Street Journal detailing the law which balances defendant’s rights and the compelling need to extract intelligence in cases involving terrorism.  Mr. Mukasey puts to rest any concerns that Tsarnaev’s Miranda rights were violated and questions why the Obama Administration prematurely curtailed the FBI’s investigation.  Since the law does not allow any information gathered during questioning related to terrorism to be used against a defendant in a criminal case, one wonders why the Obama Administration chose to intervene before the inquiry could be concluded.  Theories abound, but it could be another case of self castigation, extending obsequious apologies to the Islamic world, or demonstrating to the world once again of our ultimate fairness.

Like Shi’a pilgrims flagellating themselves to prove their piety, two UCLA professors were quick to point out that much of the fault of the Boston massacre must be borne by the people of the United States.  Despite our generosity, the Tsarnaev’s reprehensible conduct was in large part due to our lack of understanding and inability to assimilate them into the culture.  The point of view is so asinine that it does not merit comment, other than it is shameful these two warped academics are in a position to infect students in the classroom with their self loathing. 

A joke comes to mind, which describes the mentality of those who think we should take the sword for others' mistakes:  

The police respond to a domestic disturbance and find a woman bruised and bloodied.

“What happened, Miss?” asks the officer, looking at her pummeled face and two ragtag children clutching her baggy sweat pants.

“My boyfriend was high on coke and came home from partying all night with another woman and beat me up for not getting him a beer quickly enough,” she moans.

“Would you like to press charges?”

“Oh, no.  It’s all my fault.  I need to get his beer faster next time.” 

The Good German

Raining in Fresno - photo by JoAnn Sturman

by Scott Sturman

“You’re so German!” my wife reminds me.  This non compliment, which imputes stubbornness and aloofness, is directed my way when I don’t agree with her, or when I assume the incommunicado mode to avoid putting myself at a greater disadvantage.  I am ethnically German, culturally American, and behaviorally far removed from the Central European people noted for producing one of the shortest books ever written, A Thousand Years of German Humor.  Despite the dour outlook on life, the home of my ancestors is known for its work ethic, advancement of science, and contributions to Western culture.  Eighty years ago it seemed unlikely this sophisticated society with a Judeo-Christian heritage and governed by the rule of law would stoop so low during the experiment with National Socialism.

Where were the Good Germans while trouble was brewing in the Fatherland in the 1920s and 1930s?  In denial of the threat or in fear of harm, since there is much to lose once hooligans possess all the guns and control the streets, security agencies, and religious institutions.  At this point the shield of human rights becomes theoretical and survival dependent upon whim.  As the process generates its own momentum, one only hopes the threat is fleeting or the thugs turn their eyes and inflict havoc on a less obedient neighbor.  Dying anonymously does not make one a martyr just one less problem for the authorities.  It takes a very brave man or woman to stand up to this level of danger.  Sons disappear like their fathers, while wives and daughters are beaten and raped. 

One could make the same argument for the moderate Muslim living a sectarian tinder box in the Middle East.  Vastly out numbered in a society without human rights, with no self protection, and publicly espousing thoughts contrary to the Mullah make for a shortened life expectancy.  This concern for personal safety or fear of criticism from other Muslims, however, is no excuse in America or Western Europe, where religious freedom is protected and rule of law is the norm.

At some point a religion is a religion in name only.  This limit is approached when monsters like the Tsarnaev brothers are not condemned by Islamic clerics and the faithful.  When Tamerlan Tsarnaev visited the mosque to vet plans for his personal jihad, rather than receiving encouragement, an imam aware of even the rudiments of civilized society would offer counsel more like the following:

“Brother Tamerlan, I understand your frustrations, but your intentions are evil and misguided.  First of all, no one made you leave Dagestan.  You came to America as a guest, where you were fed, clothed, and educated.  For a guest to attack a host in his home is a violation of one of the basic tenets of our culture.  If you don’t like America, then go back home to that hellhole in the Caucasus Mountains, where no one disagrees with you.”


"When you die in the aftermath, you leave your son without a father and your wife without a husband.  What kind of cowardice is this?  It is the height of irony that the Americans, despite your hatred and brutality toward them, will care for your family–something you were unable or unwilling to do."

“Furthermore, the Quran does not condone the slaughter of People of the Book, particularly when it involves women and children.  If you persist with this madness, seventy-two virgins will not await you in Paradise.  You’ll be sleeping in pig shit for all eternity, because no true religion condones the indiscriminate massacre of the defenseless, particularly if they are succoring you.  You’ll be no martyr, Tamerlan, just a mass murderer used for political purposes.  So what’s it going to be, the Brotherhood of Man or the sty?” 

Last week the Tsarnaevs stole a bit of freedom from every man, woman, and child in America.  It will be difficult to recapture it.  Their vicious acts only can mean more security and less openness for all of us.  While the politically correct debate when Dzhokhar should be given legal counsel, they ignore the source of the problem:  Justifying murder and exhorting Muslims to commit heinous crimes in the name of religion is a perverted ideology which does not merit protection as a First Amendment Freedom.  Imams who advocate mayhem are demagogues, who distort the message of Islam.  Their purpose is to poison and spread hate, and if they are not called to task, their influence will grow, and we will be the ones hiding behind closed doors just like the Good Germans.